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Alt​-​Right Frog: Act One

from ALT​-​RIGHT FROG: A ROCK OPERETTA by VINNY'S VIPERS

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FLIES:
Flies
Every day I gather flies for the feast
I’d rather die than live like a blighter in a swamp
I’m a chump
It’s a dump
There’s a number I can try
Flies
All I ever eat are flies
There’s a sweeter-tasting life in my mind
if only I could find it
I could surely rise above it and become a superstar
What can a poor frog be in a swamp that’s as big as the sea
And when you’re as small as me
You know that you’ll never be happy with flies
Buzzing all around my head
Makes me wish that I were dead on arrival
It’s a matter of survival
It makes me think my life’ll be better spent in bed
Why do I ever even try?
All I ever do is cry on the phone at the stupid dial tone
‘Cuz every time I call someone they’re never ever home
I could be something more
There’s something for me in store
I could jump to a higher floor
Take a leap of faith and soar/fly

FEELS GOOD MAN:
I put my face on Instagram, man
I’m working’ hard to garner fans, man
‘Cuz fame and fortune is the big plan
I put my face on Instagram and it feels good, man
I put my face on all the websites
I do it morning, noon and night
I’ll be somebody who is hella tight
I put my face upon the websites and it feels good, man

MY FACE IS A MEME:
9:58 - I check on my Facebook feed
The picture of me that’s blowin’ up is the one with my pants around my knees
10:58 - I got 10,000 likes
What could this possibly mean?
My face is a meme
But it’s not at all what it seems
I’ve seen traces of my faces on spaces and in places that I have never been
“Hey Pepe - It’s blatant - they’re hatin’ on your game, man
I saw you hanging’ out with David Duke at Walmart, bro - what’s up with that?”
“Pepe - it’s your mother - I saw some terrible things on the inter webs
call me back - and tell me about those Nazi symbols on your head”
“Hey Pepe - I’m sittin’ on the shitter looking at my twitter
I see a bunch of tweets go by today - and check this out
They all said #aryanpepe”
“White pride bro? Step aside bro - your face is green, man, I seen it
You keep this shit up I’m gonna give up on you
and unfriend you on Facebook - and I mean it!”
“Hey Pepe - we’re lookin’ straight at you - You’re a racist!
I saw it on the web - therefore it must be true”
“In other news: Local amphibian Pepe the Frog accused of bigotry”
“And I declare…as president, Pepe the Frog will never be as big as me!”
My face is a meme
It’s been taken to the extreme
They use it hatefully, spitefully, artfully, frightfully
Now it’s so obscene!

EVIL SORCERER:
The sorcerer has seen everything he needs to see
He saw it in his crystal ball
The frog could help him win it all
“I’ll steal his essence, his soul, and everything he loves
his face’s fate is hate - I’ll spread it across the globe”

ACROSS THE BORDER:
Across the border to see where we’ll go
We’ll never go back to the places we’ve known
The sorcerer has taken my soul
and now it belongs to the internet trolls
Across the border to see what we’ll seek
Where once there was hope now the outlook is bleak
I don’t want the world to see my face as a symbol of of hatred and anger and rage
Across the border and we’re all broke down
I’d like to meet some people but there’s nobody around
Oh wait
I see someone
He’s standing right over there
His face is kinda orange and he’s got bleach-blond hair
Across the border?
I don’t know if this was the right thing to do
But I guess there’s no goin’ back
And it looks like that guy’s got his crew
Oh shit
Now they’re walkin’ over here
Oh God
Well let’s see what these guys have to say
“Well hey diddly do good neighbor!
Can I talk to you about the love of Jesus Christ?
Follow me - right this way”

PRAYER BREAKFAST:
We’re takin’ you out to brunch
Prayer breakfast!
We’re takin’ you out to brunch
Come jump with us
We’re takin’ you out to brunch
Prayer breakfast!
We’re takin’ you out to brunch!
Disco meeting people cool
Disco meeting people rad
We’re the ones who help you fight for what is Right
We can help you with your cause
Ever since you came along, now we know our prayers are answered every night
We’re takin’ you out to brunch
Prayer breakfast!
We’re takin’ you out to brunch
Come hop with us
We’re takin’ you out to brunch
Prayer breakfast!
We’re takin’ you out to brunch!
Disco meeting people rules
Disco meeting people glad to know you
We’re your constitution now
With commandments one through ten
and with Jesus as your friend
Make your pride be what can make you feel so proud
We’re takin’ you out to brunch
Prayer breakfast!
We’re takin’ you out to brunch
Come jump with us
We’re takin’ you out to brunch
Prayer breakfast!
We’re takin’ you out to brunch!

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from ALT​-​RIGHT FROG: A ROCK OPERETTA, released October 4, 2016

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