SIR EDMOND THE ENTERSPLAINER:
Let me tell you ‘bout the things that you’ve seen
Chemtrails, Fluoride, Supremacist Memes
Vaccinations lead to Frankenstein Crops
The dark underbelly goes straight to the top
We’ll get to the bottom of this tonight
Under a blood red moon
Just you and me and our conspiracies
We’re all right
That’s the name of this tune
Let’s talk about the nationalists
They got gun rights activists’ powerful fists
It’s all about to blow apart at the seams
When elections get decided by the funniest memes
We’ll get to the bottom of this tonight
Under a blood red moon
Just you and me and our conspiracies are all right
We’ll get there soon
Hey Pepe - come here
Let me tell you you’re a helluva frog
To beat the sorcerer you gotta be strong
‘Cuz that guy puts up a helluva fight
Get your frog crew together and you’ll take him tonight
You’ll get to the top of the heap tonight
Quick as a New York minute
You’re in it to win it and you know it
So don’t blow it
Your world is depending on you

I CAN JUMP:
I lived my life on a lily pad
These long legs were just a lumpy stool
I swam around like a little tad
And then I realized
I’d been an awful fool
I can jump!
When I was small I would splash and swear
I would flounder in all the familiar pools
But I risked it all and I reached the farthest shore
And now I realize we’ve all been awful fools
We can jump

FROG ARMY:
The Frog Army came jumping through the woods to defeat the evil sorcerer

The Frog Army came jumping through the woods and they beat the evil sorcerer

PEPE'S SOLILOQUY:
Across the valley
The bodies begin to fade
And when I look deep inside my soul
It’s like making lemons out of lemonade
High on a hillside
A soldier begins to mourn
That soldier is me
How will I ever be free?
How can I ever be reborn?
I look up to heaven and I fall down on my knees
Somewhere the higher being has all but forgotten me
But where can I find Him or Her?
Who can She or He be?
I just need a sign dear Lord
Why hast thou forsaken me?

THE ENERGY OF EVERYTHING:
Hey Pepe - I’m here to talk to you
You want help? You want help from me?
I can’t help you that much
I can help you a little
But not that much
You need to find a force that’s bigger than me
I’m not into that anymore
When you need some help
Nowhere to go
When days are high or days are low
You gotta be a frog of independent means
‘Cuz I can offer you a little bit
But not too much
I’m over it
You gotta find The Energy of Everything
I’ll do as much as I can to do as little as I can for you
But I prefer to let my guitar tell you all about it
‘Cuz if you think that I’m all-powerful you’re right
But I got sensible and backed away from all you living beings
‘Cuz there’s a better way to tap into The Force, The Way, The Cosmic Groove
It’s called The Energy of Everything
“Well I hear you, Jesus - thanks a lot - It ain’t what I had, It’s what I’ve got
It’s good advice - it makes me want to sing - with you Jesus”
I’ll do as much as I can to do as little as I can for you